nevver:

The Decorative Sex
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tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason
tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
changetheworldlaugh:

ruff ruff ruff ruff awh

What’s the matter, Danny ? Never taken a shortcut before ?
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killmiami:

kuogayku:

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totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

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deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

#i love things that prove humans have had weird fads forever

I vote we all bring this fad back.
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